In the light of the recent debate of surfacing Scoliodentosaurophobia, golfers that are scared of anoles can now rejoice:
Galvin Green UK PACLITE® has collaborated with GORE-TEX® to create the first anoleophobic waterproof golfing gear, helping anole-conscious golfers to “reduce the stress on the body, preserving the body’s energy levels, enabling the golfer to focus more on the game” without having to fear unwanted anole encounters. This product is making waves online with interested parties. People from all walks of life and health should be able to enjoy golfing. Thankfully, this is the kind of future we have in store for us.
anoleproof golfing gear
Katharina Wollenberg Valero is a Lecturer in Ecology & the Environment at the University of Hull.
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Jonathan Losos
Oleophobic means, according to dictionary.com, “having or relating to a lack of strong affinity for oils.” Perhaps “an oleophobic” became “anoleophobic”? Or perhaps golfers are terrified of anoles.
cybokat
psst – don’t mention that towards the anoleophobic golfers!