The management here at Anole Annals feels responsible for putting up an appropriate, anole-themed Valentine Day’s post. Unfortunately, our normally reliable stable of incredibly talented and imaginative authors has not come up with the expected image of an anoline cupid, an anole starstruck with love, or some such, so we’re in a bit of a bind. It’s not too late, creative types–there’s still 5 valentine hours left here in North America!
However, in their absence, we thought a little googling would solve the problem. Typing in “anole love” found only one appropriate, G-rated image, and it came from…Anole Annals (below)! So we settled for the intriguing book cover above, which of course leads to the question: has anyone read this provocative romance novel?
read all about it here: https://www.anoleannals.org/2012/01/03/asymmetrical-dewlap-color-in-anolis-lineatus-on-curacao/
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Janson
First, I do not recommend testing this for yourself. The results can be… disturbing.
For no good reason whatsoever, I performed a number of anole-related google searches (using exact-term matching) and then recorded the result counts.
Here they are, for your consideration:
“Anole Love” 1280 results.
“Anole Porn” 2900 results.
“Anole Sex” – 7680 results.
“Anole Lust” – No Results.
Conclusion: Though “anole sex” and “anole porn” are both more popular than “anole love” on this Valentine’s Day, lust has nothing to do with it.
More searches for no good reason:
“Anole for President” – 3 results.
“Anole Ate My” – 51 results.
“I Am An Anole” – 1610 results.
“My Best Friend Is An Anole” – 1 result.
“I Wish I Was An Anole” – 3 results.
“If I Were An Anole” – 7 results.
“Anoles are awesome” – 1020 results.
“Anoles are good” – 2500 results.
“Anoles are bad” – 50 results.
“Anoles are evil” – 3 results.
“Anoles are creepy” – 1 result
Another Conclusion: There’s somebody out there in great need of a new best friend and, perhaps, the correct spelling of “A-hole”.
Say thankee, sai.
Jonathan Losos
“A nice big Juicy Fly. That’s how I would get the Ladies if I were an Anole”
Janson
***triple like***!!! Classic episode! Shockingly awesome!
Water Drinken
OM! Anole know what to say. Haha! That is such a creative stuff. Well, belated Happy Valentine’s day to anole! Good job!
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