Anoleophobic Golfers, Rejoice

In the light of the recent debate of surfacing Scoliodentosaurophobia, golfers that are scared of anoles can now rejoice:

Galvin Green UK PACLITE® has collaborated with GORE-TEX® to create the first anoleophobic waterproof golfing gear, helping anole-conscious golfers to “reduce the stress on the body, preserving the body’s energy levels, enabling the golfer to focus more on the game” without having to fear unwanted anole encounters.

anoleproof golfing gear

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2 Responses to Anoleophobic Golfers, Rejoice

  1. Jonathan Losos says:

    Oleophobic means, according to dictionary.com, “having or relating to a lack of strong affinity for oils.” Perhaps “an oleophobic” became “anoleophobic”? Or perhaps golfers are terrified of anoles.

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